Sunday, 12 May 2013

Top Ten Reasons to Hang Out with Drama Students

1) They will always be more flamboyant than anybody doing any other subject. DAAAAAAAHLING!

2) Their stories are always bigger and better, purely because they can do all the voices. "And then HE said..."

3) Drama parties always involve spontaneous singing. Like Glee, but with more cheap alcohol.

4) Post-show highs will always make for the best luvvie moments. Air kisses and hugs galore.

5) No Drama student ever hated anybody. To their face...

6) Once you have one in your friendship circle, you slowly get surrounded by more until eventually you too can guess the play from three words.

7) Questioning your sexuality is a perfectly normal thing to do. After all, last week Lucas was kissing Christian but this week he's hooking up with Ellie... (All typical Drama student names or stage names.)

8) The level of bitchiness is actually insane during productions. No one is safe from a character assassination worthy of Harvey Lee Oswald.

9) Few Drama students will know who Harvey Lee Oswald is. They may confuse him with Haley Joel Osment, who is very dissimilar (I hope).

10) No Drama student worth their salt will call a truce with the rivalry against Contemporary Performance and Street Arts. They see themselves as far more academic.

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